Mara These Celebrities Will Be the Death of Us, Shame – Durban July 2025 Was Too Much!

 Durban July 2025 really said, “Hold my champagne.” 🥂

From helicopter entrances to eight outfit changes, dramatic red carpet reunions and fashion so extra it could walk itself — Mzansi’s celebs truly outdid themselves. And the rest of us? We’re just trying to breathe and scroll in peace, shame!

😩 One Outfit Wasn’t Enough? Ask Somizi!

Somizi Mhlongo didn’t just arrive — he landed in a helicopter, gave us EIGHT full outfit changes, and left no crumbs. It was giving drama, theatre, and a bit of “I dare you to outshine me.” And no, we didn’t recover. 😵‍💫

💃 RHOD Stars Said: “This Is Our Show Now!”

The Real Housewives of Durban weren’t just guests — they were the main characters. From Sorisha Naidoo’s queenly gown to JoJo Robinson’s Ndebele-inspired look, they came for cameras and got every click. 📸✨

🫣 Couple Goals or Plot Twists?

Some celebs came looking like royalty, others came with mystery plus-ones. And don’t get us started on the “are they or aren’t they?” speculation. If you didn’t leave with a rumor about your love life, were you really at Durban July?

😂 Ordinary People, Extraordinary Vibes

Let’s not forget the non-celebrities who ate. Some guests showed up in hand-crafted, proudly African outfits that even the red carpet had to respect. Creativity? On 100.

🐎 Oh, and There Was a Race Too…

Yes yes, horses ran, people bet, The Real Prince won — but let’s be honest: most of us were there for the outfits, the chaos, and maybe the champagne tent. 🍾

💀 Verdict?

We love them. We laugh, we scream, we refresh our timelines 40 times. But truly, mara these celebrities… they’ll be the death of us, shame. 😂